Human Static Co. Running on Caffeine and Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt

Human Static Co. – Chaos Fuels Collection

Current status: one coffee away from a full existential crisis. If this is you 24/7, congratulations – this tee was made for your people.

Neon-red text that basically screams your daily mantra. Minimal enough for the office, chaotic enough for your soul.

Why you’ll wear it nonstop:

• Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 – the internet’s softest t-shirt
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather blends extra soft)
• Perfect unisex fit XS - 2XL (size up for that social oversized look)
• High-quality DTG print that glows but never cracks
• Made fresh when you order – no chaos wasted

The ultimate gift for coworkers, nurses, teachers, programmers, or anyone whose blood type is coffee.

Every piece, a little bit of my chaos. ™