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Human Static Co. Controlled Chaos Unisex Hoodie
$45.99
Made to order. Ships in 2-5 business days.
Human Static Co. – Controlled Chaos Collection
Your new favorite hoodie just dropped. This oversized beauty rocks our signature neon glitch logo in electric teal and coral vaporwave glory – because real chaos looks this good.
Why you’ll live in it:
- Heavyweight 8.5 oz cotton-rich blend with brushed interior
- 100% cotton face for ultra-vivid DTG prints
- Front pouch pocket + matching flat drawstrings
- Unisex relaxed fit S–3XL (size up for that perfect oversized vibe)
- Made only when you order – no overproduction nonsense
Perfect for late-night coding sessions, festival campsites, coffee runs, or just letting the world know you run on controlled chaos.
Every piece, a little bit of my chaos. ™