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Human Static Co. Controlled Chaos Unisex Hoodie

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Human Static Co. Controlled Chaos Unisex Hoodie

$45.99
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Made to order. Ships in 2-5 business days.

Human Static Co. – Controlled Chaos Collection

Your new favorite hoodie just dropped. This oversized beauty rocks our signature neon glitch logo in electric teal and coral vaporwave glory – because real chaos looks this good.

Why you’ll live in it:

  • Heavyweight 8.5 oz cotton-rich blend with brushed interior
  • 100% cotton face for ultra-vivid DTG prints
  • Front pouch pocket + matching flat drawstrings
  • Unisex relaxed fit S–3XL (size up for that perfect oversized vibe)
  • Made only when you order – no overproduction nonsense

Perfect for late-night coding sessions, festival campsites, coffee runs, or just letting the world know you run on controlled chaos.

Every piece, a little bit of my chaos. ™

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